Monday, January 31, 2011
THE DINOSAUR TRAIN....................
CLONE WARS: BISQUICK
I love Bisquick. It's all business! When I'm in a hurry, or let's face it....just plain lazy, it's my best friend. It can be used for a plethora of things, believe me. From cakes, cookies, breads, meals, on and on and on. Just Google Bisquick and you'll see the thousands of possibilities, including wall putty......kidding on the last one...don't choke.
Blend the following ingredients with a pastry cutter until all ingredients are well blended:
10 c flour
1/3 c baking powder
1/4 c sugar
1 TB salt
2 c powdered milk
2 c shortening
Store on the shelf in an airtight container. Use as Bisquick in any recipe.
Here is one of my favorite Bisquick Recipes:
CLONE WARS: RED LOBSTER CHEDDAR BAY BISQUITS:
2 c homemade bisquick
2/3 c milk
1 c shredded sharp cheddar
**Dough will be very sticky.
Drop dough onto cookie sheet and bake at 430 for 8-10 minutes or until tops are lightly golden.
Hot out of the oven brush with:
1/4 c melted butter
1 TB Johnny's Greek seasoning or
1/4-1/2 t. garlic powder & 1 tsp dried crushed Italian herbs
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...........
Silas came downstairs with the dolls we have for when the nieces come to visit. He says, "Mom I have two babies, dey came from my belly. But I need to feed dem and I can't find dere bottle and my babies are gonna get skinny!" LOL
Saturday, January 29, 2011
THAT'S ONE LUCKY GLOVE!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
THINGS THAT MAKE YA GO HMMMMM???
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
A TRUE LOVE STORY...............
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
CLONE WARS: SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK
RECIPE:
3/4 c sugar
1/2 c water
1 c plus 2 T. powdered milk
Combine all ingredients. Heat to boiling. Cook until thick, this will take 15-20 minutes. This recipe equals one can of Borden Sweetened Condensed Milk.
Friday, January 21, 2011
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS..,.
We were in the van driving down the road and out of the clear blue Logan asks, "Mom, when you die can I have the van?"
Uncle Mike got a new tattoo this week in honor of his son Talon. Over lunch one days Silas says to me, "Mom can I get a tactoo? I wan a tactoo wight heo", as he points to his right elbow!
We came out of the house one evening to drive to Alpine to see the family and there were some big, dark storm clouds hanging right above us. Logan says, "Wow, mom look! Look at the size of that cumulonimbus".....a huh? I promise he doesn't get his science smarts from me.
Monday, January 17, 2011
RECAP OF SUMMER.
GOODBYE'S THE SADDEST WORD
GOODBYE'S THE SADDEST WORD
Mamma
You gave life to me
Turned a baby into a lady
Mamma
All you had to offer
Was the promise of a lifetime of love
Now I know
There is no other
Love like a mother's love for her child
And I know
A love so complete
Someday must leave
Must say goodbye
Goodbye's the saddest word I'll ever hear
Goodbye's the last time I will hold you near
Someday you'll say that word and I will cry
It'll break my heart to hear you say goodbye
Mamma
You gave love to me
Turned a young one into a woman
Mamma
All I ever needed
Was a guarantee of you loving me
'Cause I know
There is no other
Love like a mother's love for her child
And it hurts so
That something so strong
Someday will be gone, must say goodbye
Goodbye's the saddest word I'll ever hear
Goodbye's the last time I will hold you near
Someday you'll say that word and I will cry
It'll break my heart to hear you say goodbye
But the love you gave me will always live
You'll always be there every time I fall
You are to me the greatest love of all
You take my weakness and you make me strong
And I will always love you 'til forever comes
And when you need me
I'll be there for you always
I'll be there your whole life through
I'll be there this I promise you, Mamma
Mamma, I'll be
I'll be your beacon through the darkest nights
I'll be the wings that guide your broken flight
I'll be your shelter through the raging storm
And I will love you 'till forever comes
Goodbye's the saddest word I'll ever hear
Goodbye's the last time I will hold you near
Someday you'll say that word and I will cry
It'll break my heart to hear you say goodbye
'Till we meet again...
Until then...
Goodbye
Saturday, January 15, 2011
THE BOOK AND THE ROSE
Today I had the rare opportunity to have a few hours of time to myself. Jason took the boys to a movie and accidentally left the T.V. on in the living room. I was on the computer when they left and headed to the kitchen to do dishes a few minutes later. As I began to unload the dishwasher, a short movie had just started on BYUTV. I was getting ready to walk over and turn off the T.V. (I value silence these days), when I began to recognize the storyline. It was based upon a short story called The Pen Pal. I received this story from a friend through email back in 1997. I have never forgotten the story because the message is so poignant and beautiful. Needless to say, I rushed into the living room to sit down and watch the 30 minute short. The movie was called The Book and the Rose, and although names and places were changed, the theme and moral were the same. The movie was truly wonderful. I went online to find it, and it can currently be rented on Netflix. So, if you are looking for a sweet, uplifting love story, and have 30 minutes to spare, you MUST watch it. I posted the original short story below.
The Pen Pal
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library.
Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II.
During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.
When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York. "You'll recognize me," she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel."
So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen. I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened:
A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose.
As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes.
The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own. And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her.
This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.
I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?"
The woman's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to introduce yourself to me, I should tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"
It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.Friday, January 14, 2011
AMY'S CLONE WARS! HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE SYRUP
Nearly every super market on the planet has their own version. And don't forget about Hershey's, the classic that mom used to make my chocolate milk with as a little girl. It's not entirely expensive either, so why bother to make it from scratch? Why buy it when it's full of preservatives and ingredients you can't even pronounce and it's simple and inexpensive to make. Think of it. You are at this very moment, only 3 ingredients and 7 minutes away from decadent chocolate bliss, and although it's sugar and cocoa, it's healthier than a product with a shelf life....and it wasn't made in a factory in Taiwan!
RECIPE:
1/2 c cocoa
1 cup sugar
1 c water
1/2 tsp vanilla
I double this recipe when I make it. Mix sugar and cocoa in a heavy saucepan. Over medium heat add water and stir until smooth. Increase heat to med/high and continue to stir until it begins to boil (about 5 minutes). Once boiling, stir constantly and boil for 2 minutes then take off heat and continue to stir until it stops boiling. Once it is cool, pour into a container and refrigerate (I use an empty ketchup bottle). Use in anything as you would Hershey's chocolate syrup. Great in milk, or on ice cream, or just a spoonful!
CINNAMON ROLLS
CINNAMON ROLLS
1 c warm milk
1 1/4 oz. packet yeast (we didn't have a packet, so we used 2TB + 2 1/4 tsp)
2 eggs
1/3 c melted butter
1/2 c sugar
1 tsp salt
4 c flour
1/2 c softened butter
1 c dark brown sugar
3 TB cinnamon
chopped nuts, raisins, etc.
Dissolve yeast in warm milk. Once yeast has dissolved, about 5 minutes, add it to the bowl of a heavy duty mixer then add the sugar and mix on low. While it is still mixing, add the eggs then the melted butter. Once mixed well add the salt and flour one cup at a time. Mix until the dough is no longer stuck to the sides of the bowl. **If you mix too long the bread will be tough. Once the dough is done place in a lightly floured bowl, cover and set in a warm place to let rise double in size (about an hour or so). While dough is rising mix dark brown sugar and cinnamon in a bowl, and soften 1/2 c butter to room temperature. Once dough has risen, roll out into a rectangle on a floured surface between 1/4 and 1/2" thick. Spread 1/2 c softened butter the entire area of dough, then sprinkle with the cinnamon-brown sugar mixture, chopped nuts and/or raisins. For large cinnamon rolls roll the dough from the shortest side to shortest side, for smaller rolls, roll from longest side to longest side. I used a string to cut the rolls in about a 1 1/2" inch size. Place on a lightly greased baking pan, cover and set in a warm place to rise again for 30-45 min. When ready, bake at 400 degrees for 12-15 minutes.
FROSTING
1/2 c softened butter
2 oz. softened cream cheese
1 1/2 c powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
Thursday, January 13, 2011
LOGAN, THE COP!
WE'RE HAVING A GIRL!!
It was exciting to find out it's a girl, just because she's the first. What will she look like? What will her spirit and personality be? It's not that I wanted a girl more than a boy, because I know deep in my heart that I have nothing to do with what I'm given, these babies come as they are from Heavenly Father.
She's very active and we got several good views of her from the side (she has Silas' nose and profile). She did have her hands in her face quite a bit and it looked like she was sucking her fingers at one point. She did face us once, but only for a few seconds and unfortunately we never got a picture.
She is already such a special little spirit, and I'm so glad to be able to name her after my sister Kresta. I'm trying to decide on her middle name. Either Yvonne, which is the middle name of Jason's mother Brenda or Raelee. Raelee is in honor of two very dear friends and sisters I grew up with, Jaime Rae and Joanna Lee. I posted a couple short videos of her moving. The second one had Silas laughing pretty hard. He said, "She's hittin you mom, see her, she's puching."
When Logan returned home from school I told him that I had the ultrasound earlier to see if the baby was a little boy or a girl. He was very anxious, he was smiling and wringing his fingers. I said, "What do you think we are having?" He shrugged his shoulders then he asked, "Well, mom is it a brother or a sister?" When I told him it was a sister he said "Yes!" then he turned to his cousin Zailee and he said, "Did you hear that Zailee, it's a girl, I'm going to have a little sister!" This morning Silas crawled into my lap and put his arms around me and said, "I can't wait to see baby Kwesta, and to hode hoe!" There is no doubt that they already love her, and that they will be wonderful big brothers!
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.....
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
NORTH AND SOUTH...........
Hello, I'm Amy and I'm a closet romantic. There, I've said it! Not many know this about me, but it's true. I admit that in my youth (and maybe just last week) I day-dreamed about a tall, dark and mysterious man to ride up on his horse and sweep me off my feet (Willoughby...Sense and Sensibility). All of this of course, pre-marriage, before kids.....and loads of dishes, bills, poopy diapers and piles of laundry. A Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights, Ralph Fiennes), or Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre, Toby Stephens) or Mark Darcy (Pride & Prejudice, Colin Firth). Okay, back to reality....I already have a great man! I'm lucky and I know it. He's amazing, and helpful and sweet and sexy and he loves me without make-up, 30 lbs overweight, even though I sometimes don't have dinner when he gets home and in spite of the fact that I can be a complete clutz......now that's what I call true love (but a girl can still dream!) So I officially have a new candidate for my list: John Thornton of Elizabeth Gaskell's North and South. Wow! This BBC miniseries gives Pride and Prejudice a run for it's money. In fact, it trumps it for now as my favorite. If you have not seen it, you must watch it. You must I tell you! Today, as soon as possible. Rent it from your local Library, or through netflix.com. It's amazing.
OUR NEW ARRIVAL TO THE FAMILY, MY NEPHEW TALLON SANDBERG
Ohhh! I just want to cuddle him. Look at that poor little face. Kisses, kisses.
Monday, January 10, 2011
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.................
We were at Costco and there was a truck inside with a license plate that said, "2SAV". Logan comes up to me and says, "Mom, Costco doesn't know how to spell save. They left the E off." LOL
I was cleaning up the table after breakfast one morning and Silas comes up to me and very seriously says, "Mom, yew know I luff everyone. I luff Jesus and I luff you!"...melt my heart!
We were reading family scriptures about the tower of Babel and asked the boys if we really could build stairs that went all the way to heaven. Logan looked at us like we were really dumb and he said, "No, cuz as they climbed up higher they would freeze like this...." then he froze his body and acted like it shattered. Where does he get this stuff!
After tucking Silas into bed one night, he says to me as I'm turning off his light, "Mom, there's nothing to be afraid of, huh?" I said, "That's right honey, and why is that?" I expected him to say something like, mommy and daddy love me or there are no such things as monsters. Instead he says, "Cuz my mommy has a gun!" Crack me up! He's right, I sleep with a loaded 9mm and 12ga within arms reach. It's comforting to know that my children trust me to keep them safe.
Friday, January 7, 2011
MEDIUM.....MAY YOU NEVER GO OFF THE AIR!
TOAD IN THE HOLE..........
MY TOP 10 OF 2010
Enjoying my first helicopter ride with Jason and the boys. It was a thrill! Incredible, exciting, and a little scary.
Having mom come and visit for two weeks and getting all my family together. I miss everyone and wish we could be together all the time.
Logans' 6th birthday! I love to Celebrate his life.
Spending a week in Irrigon in August visiting the great women in my life; my Mom, Aunt Francie, Grandma Kelley, Lara, Shana, Molly and all the second cousins.
Logan starting First Grade. It's sad to me that he's growing so fast, where have the last six years gone. But it's good to see that he's growing into a kind, polite and gentle young man. He loves school, has lots of friends and he's so very smart!
Oregon coast vacation with Jason and the boys. Lincoln City, Long Beach, Astoria......I can still smell the ocean, hear the waves, and feel the sand between my toes.
Silas' 3rd birthday! What would my life be like without him? Peaceful....quite....and completely boring. He brought color to our lives. I still can't believe he lived to celebrate another birthday. This child scares me to death. He's a wild man and I need to keep him on a short leash.
Finding out that I'm having another baby! Joy, pure joy, mixed in with a little anxiety and worry that everything will go smoothly with the pregnancy. But in the end I'm comforted to know that Heavenly Father hears my prayers and knows the desires of my heart. I can't wait to meet this little human being.
Logan playing soccer. It doesn't matter that we spent half the games laughing, not at him....entirely, really. It was just fun to see him running around having a good time.
PLAYING HIDE N' SEEK WITH CAPITAIN AMERICA!
Captain America and I then start our adventure to find Logan, I mean The Hulk, since he's hiding from bad guys and Captain America needs to save him.
MEET THE NEWEST MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY!
(He looks so much like Matthew's baby pic)