Today I am watching the series finale of Lost online (I know, a complete catastrophe! My DVR decided to teach me a lesson) when Silas comes walking up to me.
"Mom, Mom".
"Yahuh, what honey?
"Here mom, here. Take et, open yer han peas."
"Okay, okay, yes, here's my hand."
I'm engrossed in Lost and obviously not paying complete attention until I feel slightly wet. I look down 10 seconds later to discover that my angelic little son has so nicely deposited the largest, ugliest, chunkiest, gooberiest, booger I've ever had the pleasure to meet! I can't believe that it even fit in his nose. Disgusting....I'm gagging as I'm typing this. Seriously gross. I was screaming like a school girl running to the sink to wash it off. Squirming and shrieking I tell you! I washed my hands 3 times! There is NO doubt that he is ALL boy! None, whatsoever.
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bahahahahhaha...that is absolutely something either of my kids would do - and HAVE done! NASTY!!! How was LOST?!
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