We call this look, "The Kung-Fu Punk Hair." The most important part about achieving this sleek hairstyle, is attitude. You must have the exact amount of attitude to pull it off, or it just won't hold up.

Introducing "Sugar-High Hair", his latest creation. Oh yes, yes, yes, you too can have this look, it's really quite simple. Just suck on a hard candy for a couple minutes (any kind will do, we used Jolly Rancher Watermelon for this one), spit it out into your hands....don't wash your hands (very important step here), just wipe them on your shirt then run them through your hair for extra measure. Repeat the process a couple times and VIOLA....you have achieved Sugar-High Hair!

The following hairstyle is not for the faint of heart. This masterpiece, also known as "Roll Out Of Bed Head" takes incredible patience and at least 11 hours must be dedicated to achieve this do. It entails lots of tossing and turning, preferably with your head where your feet should be. Taking off your pajamas and putting them back on backwards and inside out, and rough-housing with your older brother on the top bunk. It's better if you throw in an upset mother who comes to your bedroom to warn you at least THREE times that it's time to settle down and go to sleep!