Monday, May 31, 2010
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON......
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.....
Jason and Silas:
"Hey bubba, can I sit by you?"
**Silas giggles** "Daddy you called me bumba." **giggles some more** "I'm not bumba, you said bum, daddy." **giggles some more**
The other day Logan asked me if he could watch Noggin. I told him that he couldn't watch anymore TV because he'd already watched his 1 hour at 830 in the morning. He then says to me, "But Mom, it's just Noggin, it's like preschool on TV." Point in case! Obviously he watches too much Noggin if he can recite their slogan by memory.
Silas says to me, "Mom I tell yew a secrit", then he whispers in my ear, "Me gwow up an be a moshter twuck wif big wheels." Can you tell he's obsessed with trucks of any sort, shape and size.
Mom and I were shopping at Costco on Friday with the kids. She's was watching them while I ran down an aisle to grab something. I'm walking back toward the cart when Logan comes running up to me his eyes wide with concern, "Mom I saw this little girl who was very sick. Her legs don't work because she was in a wheelbarrow. My heart is sad for that little girl. Do you think she will be okay?"
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
CARROTS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS........
I bought 25 lbs of organic carrots through Bountiful Baskets. We love carrots at my house. We eat them steamed with apricot spice jam, freshly sliced with the peels still on, mashed with a little butter. I decided to use half the bag for juicing, because not only then we get to enjoy the delicious juice, we steam the leftover pulp and use it for casseroles, soups, meatloaf, carrot cake and cookies! This week I decided to try a new cookie recipe, so I made Orange-Carrot cookies using the leftover pulp. They are so moist and soft....heavenly. Of course I changed the recipe a little, because I really wanted it "zesty" and flavorful. I made the frosting first because I wanted to make sure I had enough OJ and zest for the frosting.
Zest, then juice an entire orange.
Frosting:
1/2 c softened butter
3 c. powdered sugar
3 TB orange juice
3/4 of the orange rind zest
1/4 tsp orange extract
Cookies:
3/4 c butter or shortening
3/4 c sugar
1 egg
2 c flour
1 c mashed, cooled carrots
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 of the orange rind zest
1 t vanilla
The rest of the orange juice
1/2 tsp orange extract
Bake at 350 for about 12-15 minutes.
Monday, May 24, 2010
A PRESENT FOR MOM.......................
"Mom, Mom".
"Yahuh, what honey?
"Here mom, here. Take et, open yer han peas."
"Okay, okay, yes, here's my hand."
I'm engrossed in Lost and obviously not paying complete attention until I feel slightly wet. I look down 10 seconds later to discover that my angelic little son has so nicely deposited the largest, ugliest, chunkiest, gooberiest, booger I've ever had the pleasure to meet! I can't believe that it even fit in his nose. Disgusting....I'm gagging as I'm typing this. Seriously gross. I was screaming like a school girl running to the sink to wash it off. Squirming and shrieking I tell you! I washed my hands 3 times! There is NO doubt that he is ALL boy! None, whatsoever.
C IS FOR CLIMBING............
I know what you're thinking. What kind of a mother stops to grab her camera, and then stops to take a picture!! When I heard the screaming I looked out the window, so I grabbed my camera on my way out the back door. It really looks much worse than it was...he was actually laughing.
C is for Climbing!
C is for cheese!
C is for Cute boys.
C is for Chilly, and Chocolate (the hot sort that is).
MY LITTLE HELPER.......
It starts out with Silas wanting to "Do et meself mom. Me a beg boy."
Which really means that he just wants to goof around. Within 30 seconds he's wielding the arm like a gun, "pew, pew, doot, doot, pew, pew!"
Sure enough, after a couple minutes he's ready for me to "cean mines hair mom, peeeaaasssss!"
They try to ride or stand on the vacuum, push it themselves, play chicken, and eventually try to see exactly what I am willing to vacuum up, i.e, sock, spoon, toys, etc. And so we go through this process all over again as we move from room to room! This is why it takes ALL day.
THE TOOTH FAIRY COMES AGAIN............
In the morning, he found the same envelope under his pillow. At first he thought she forgot, but when he opened it he found that the tooth had been replaced with a new certificate from the tooth fairy, and a Sacagawea coin!
He told me "The Tooth Fairy must be magic Mom because she got my tooth out of the envelope without even ripping it, and then she put the money in it too! She also knew that Silas ruined my floss she gave to me last time by opening it all up because she gave new little flosses."
SPRING HAS FINALLY SPRUNG.........
Silas was poking a sprinkler head with a stick.....
and ran for his life when it came to life and started spraying......
still running.
Simple childhood fun.....they started chasing a grocery bag caught in the wind.
There it goes with Logan close behind.Logan was trying so hard to catch it.
He almost got it, but he was laughing so hard he couldn't hold onto it.
Silas joined the chase.
Lots of laughing, giggles, and running breathless.
Gotcha!
Silas found a worm. "Aahh, ets a beeby snek mom. Poor snek, where's hes mommy?"
ONE COLOR, TWO COLOR, RED COLOR, BLUE COLOR..........
Oh the wonderful things imagination can do.
You can color your hair any color you want to.
Pink on the sides, and orange on top. Green like the Grinch, we don't want to stop.
A little blue here, let's get crazy and loose. Add some purple, let's celebrate Seuss!
For Teacher Appreciation I decorated Miss Clifford's door. I had less than 24 hour notice that they wanted me to do this, since I found out late Sunday afternoon that it needed to be done by 8 am Monday morning. They sent me an email Friday afternoon...I'm terrible at checking my email regularly, as everyone knows!
THE TEA "WAFFAALL"
Silo decided that it would be so much fun to hold down the spout and watch all the tea pour out. When I asked him what he was doing, "I makeen a waffall mom, a waffall".
Luckily, there were two bins under the dispenser that caught 90% of the tea. For some reason I'm missing another picture of the middle drawer. This drawer is our cheese drawer, and when I found him, all the cheese was completely submerged..with kraft singles floating on top. Just in case your are wondering, no...most cheese is not waterproof! Oh well, lesson learned and the fridge needed a good cleaning anyway.
TWO LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED..........
HOW TO TELL IF A 5 YEAR OLD IS BORED......
SILENCE = TROUBLE.........
TASTE THE RAINBOW...........
So easy, 10 minute prep. One white cake mix, a little food coloring, 20 minutes in the oven, add decadent creamy white frosting and lots and lots of sprinkles..............
and we tasted the rainbow in a colorful cupcake! Okay, so it wasn't a complete rainbow because I couldn't make orange since I ran out of yellow, but they didn't even notice.
Delish! Kenna didn't want frosting or sprinkles.....
Cohen wanted little frosting and lots of sprinkles....
Caden wanted lots of frosting and only a little sprinkles.....
Silas wanted lots of both, and promptly ate the top off the cupcake with all frosting and sprinkles and left the rest......
Logan wanted double the frosting and sprinkles only on half, then ate the top off and wanted more frosting to finish off the cupcake. He's just like his mother, loves frosting!
So fun, and worth all the smiles and cheers! Next time I am going to add flavored kool-aid packets for color instead of food coloring...and it should add a different flavor to the cake as well. I'll let you know how it turns out!